Jokes!
Hi everyone I am going to tell u all som jokes:
Once there was a butcher & a beggar. One day, a couple came to buy meat but the butcher was very like howlian and he juggled his knives.For the husband's kkb was very long and the wife's breast was gigantic, the butcher cut the gigantic breast and long kkb. The beggar came and snacted it and said,"xiang jiao(banana) he(&) char sao bao(meat bun) he ribena.
Once a husband(antali) and his wife(mary) were at home.Antali received an urgent call from his boss and went away. A chinese buglar went and trip over a wire with his hands on his chest.Mary heard it and thought it was Antali and went out to see but she tripped over the wire and landed on the burglar. She shouted,"Antali, Antali". The chinese burglar thought she said 'an da li(press harder)' and he pressed her breast harder.
A joke rhythm:
One day,
I had a bump
And I felt itchy
And I scratched it
And I felt itchy
And I scratched it
And I felt itchy
And I scratched it
And I did not feel itchy.
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